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Joke of the Day

"Football joke Joke: What is the difference between Arjen Robben and the time?"

"If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before."

"heres a funny one. womens rights /s"

"I'm always a little disappointed when I walk away from my car and it doesn't explode after I press the lock button."

"Umm Leo, there has been a mistake... Steve Harvey wrote the cards."

"Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !"

"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."

"So it's okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up. But when I do it, I'm ""antisocial"". I call bullshit."

"My typo game is string."

"So I got kicked out of the library the other day... For moving all the women's rights books to the fiction section."