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"Why do feminist hate the bible? Because it ends with A-men"
"In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen."
"The grass looks greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit."
"I bumped into my old English teacher. He said, ""What's new?"" I said, ""It's an adjective."""
"What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency? Life insurance policies."
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?"
"If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree? O'LAMACARE!!!!!"
"When does a heterosexual man leave a gay bar? Straight away."