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Joke of the Day

"I tell pissed off women to ""calm down"" So yeah, I'm into extreme sports."

"Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No it's roamin' all over your face."

"How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just make the nepalese do it."

"How do you tell if someone has an std? Oh shit wrong sub-reddit."

"Did you hear about all the Hamburgers that showed up at the Hot Dogs' prom? They were in abundance."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !"

"Always the best looking one in the room. *Restroom **Restroom stall whatever"

"Why was the janitor late? He overswept"

"Have you heard a dad joke about dad jokes? I've never meeted an person who had."

"What's the difference between acne and a Child Molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come all over your face."