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Joke of the Day

"Why were the 2 in love melons upset? Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)"

"Wait a sec...That's not how the proverb goes! A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. But once it breaks, you have two really strong chains, which, in some ways, is more useful."

"What's Shia LaBeouf's favorite kind of choral arrangement? DUETS"

"We came, we saw... And we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."

"What do you call having sex with someone with herpes? *A bumpy ride*"

"Who is Kanye West's favorite running back? All Day nigga"

"I like my women like I like my wine... 18 years old and locked in my basement"

"A banker tells his client that a 1,000,000 investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks ""How much is a ton of money"" The banker responds ""Two Thousand Pounds"""

"Why do feminists dislike maths? There's an XY axis but no XX axis."

"Why don't boobies make apple juice? BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY HAVE A ""PEAR"" AHAHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"