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Joke of the Day

"Wait a sec...That's not how the proverb goes! A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. But once it breaks, you have two really strong chains, which, in some ways, is more useful."

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"Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps? I've heard it's pretty lit."
"hey don't shoot me, i'm just the messenger! oh the letter says to shoot me? okay th-"
"Clinton didn't faint due to heat exhaustion... ... she was just doing her steel beam impression."
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"Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace. "
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"Overheard in the jewelry shop: ""I swallowed for this??"""
"Nobody in Yemen likes the Flintstones. Which is funny, because people of Abu Dhabi do."