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Joke of the Day
"If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?"
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"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille....nnn.....I just love smell of campfires."
"Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash"
"If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was."
"Playing the long game. some months back I planted lettuce in my garden. yesterday I was making dinner and asked my girlfriend to go pick some lettuce. she said ""why?"" I said ""just Cos"" ba dum tisssssh"
"A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'."
"You know you're in your 30's and single when you automatically look for wedding rings even while watching porn."
"What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"""
"Pacman: I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body! I want the procedure, doc. Dr.: Very well. Just relax.. *puts bow on Pacman's head"
"Never let the CIA install your government. Too much spyware."