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Joke of the Day

"Single guy ""I can't do anything right."" Married guy ""I can't do anything, right?"""

"I'd be much more attracted to you if you were much more attractive."

"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"

"The Lion King really created trust issues between me and the nephew."

"What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious"

"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"

"Helen Keller walked into a bar Then a table, and a wall."

"Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies"

"You are a sad, strange little man... That's what she said!"

"Your mom... Your mother is so classless, she could be marxist utopia."