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Joke of the Day

"If you ever feel uncomfortable in your body, just remember that Pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money."

"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."

"What do you call Q: what do you call a gay goat? A: a Faggoat"

"Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis."

"It's like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar. Two condoms walk past a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna go get...shitfaced?"""

"Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, ""I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"""

"Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!"""

"What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !"

"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"