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Joke of the Day

"If you ever feel uncomfortable in your body, just remember that Pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money."

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"Addicted Say ""addicted"" after everything I say. What is someone who takes drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night?"
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"You know why I don't have a spine? The French needed it."