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Joke of the Day
"It's like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me."
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"A Drinking Problem! Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""
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"Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!"
"I heard one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life yesterday! It was about an anti-climax."