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Joke of the Day
"If you could have one super power what would it be? Cold War Russia."
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"I have 70 hobbies and they all smell the same. They are 69'ing and fishing"
"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"
"I think my iPhone is broken. I keep pressing the home button but I'm still at work!"
"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"
"What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook."
"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."
"Why are carpenter ants the sexiest ants? Because they eat your wood."
"Donald Trump's doctor has recently prescribed him Prozac. He told him it would help him control hispanics."
"[clown interview] Why become a professional clown? me: [picturing getting hit in the face with cream pies every day] um I like kids"