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Joke of the Day
"How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail."
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"I swear if one more person RT's poetry into my TL I will draw a bath, light some candles, and just get lost in the verse's haunting imagery."
"Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette"
"Naked New Jersey My girlfriend comes up to me naked and says kiss me where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersery"
"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."
"How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts."
"What do you call a black hipster? An idiot."
"some tweets get big favs but no RTs. why? [camera pans to dog in lab coat high up on a distant ledge. we're too far away to hear his answer]"
"tongued ellen told oprah on her show that ...she lost her first love to a well hung tongue oprah replied....gosh,that sounds like a mouth full"
"The awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you"