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Joke of the Day

"gardens are insane. ""Oh that's just my box of dirt that pushes food at me very slowly."""

"Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?"

"What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord? A flat minor"

"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"Sean Connery was injured last night in his sleep when some books fell on his head. He could only blame his shelve."

"My neighbor called me an old drunk which really offended me. I'm not that old..."

"I have a joke. Me."

"Women v/s men"

"A man's bread shop burnt down Now his business is toast."

"I started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt a few months ago. After that my mugging attempts have been very successful"