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Joke of the Day
"60 Minutes would be a better show if they played that ticking noise the entire time."
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"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table"
"THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO ALL THE BROS ON INSTAGRAM WHO CAN'T AFFORD SHIRTS"
"Success is like a clitoris. I can't seem to find it."
"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."
"I hate when I'm checking out a bag of chips, and the guy standing in front of it, thinks my lustful gaze is meant for him."
"When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair."
"Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend."
"My first sex was like 100m dash... ... with 8 black men and a gun."
"Why do Jews always seem to find spare change laying around? They cents it."