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Joke of the Day
"I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up"
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"I just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band It's really easy, I just stand at the back and ting"
"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence? Udder destruction"
".. How are you on your grind, if you're on twitter all the time?"
"I'm getting a vanity plate that reads ""B Pitt"" because I like people to be disappointed when they look at me."
"Why are alcoholics the same as necrophiliacs? When they feel like fucking death they crack open a cold one."
"friend: ""we should have a drink sometime"" *never contacts them again*"
"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."
"Obama played the race card, Hillary played the gender card But America played the Trump Card"
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim..."