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Joke of the Day
"My mate got run over this morning by a limousine, it took fucking ages..."
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"So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute to Selma then not nominate it for anything"
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"A fish runs in to a wall and says... ""Dammit Donald!"""
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. The ones who know binary and the ones who don't."
"What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !"
"Why did the prostitute get a vagina implanted in her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side."