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Joke of the Day

"Conversations get real after midnight. 11:59 pm - ""I love ramen noodles"" 12:01am - ""I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"""

"Why did the orgy fail? No one came."

"Why are pirates, pirates? They just *arrrrrrrrr*."

"""So your telling me that you'd be willing to lick your SO's butthole..."" ""But all be damned if you would share a toothbrush!"""

"Did you hear the one about the loyal Jewish patriot who put America's interests ahead of Israel's? Me neither."

"Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite."

"What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!"

"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."

"Pizza is a good argument against nihilism."

"""911 whats ur emergency"" omg im DYING ""we'll send someone right awa"" i met THE funiest guy ""ok wait so ur not actualy"" AND HE STABBED ME"