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Joke of the Day

"Is it I 'ran' through the campground? Or...I 'run' through the campground? Oh right, I ran, because its past tents."

"I had a bad diarrhea few days back... Someone online suggested I should try potatoes. I've showed one up by butt and I haven't taken a shit in 3 days! Thanks stranger!"

"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The Ultrasound guy"

"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... And he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""

"To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?"

"Doctor says, ""I've got good news and bad news..."" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's. The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!"

"I want a name that can only be written using straight lines, so I'll be changing my name to Wilx Kivz."

"Gym memberships are expensive, just tattoo biceps all over your body and eat all the cake you can find."

"Why did the musician give his daughters the same name? So he could yell ""Anna 1, Anna 2!"""

"My chiropractor is open on Martin Luther King Day, which makes me wonder... does he value back history over black history?"