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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick."
Next Joke
"what was Stevie Wonders first words when he got his eyesight back? Who the hells been dressing me all these years?"
"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired."
"what is the key to picking up girls who are musicians? get a flat and be sharp"
"How did the pig get to the hospital? in a hambulance."
"Why does Trump like French music? Because he likes to grab them by Debussy."
"The cruelest part of the movie Bambi?nnnnHis mom named him ""Bambi."" nnShe deserved what she got for that."
"Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly."
"This speech will be very hard for Hillary Clinton... She isn't getting paid for it"
"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."