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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick."
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"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"Hipster sushi restaurants only serve eye rolls."
"Sleeping pills? Who needs those? We've got PowerPoint."
"I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said ""Sodium Bromate."""
"Cop: Know how fast you were going? ""55?"" Cop: Faster. ""217."" Cop: Um, no, 72. ""24?"" Cop: I already told y- ""Negative 6?"" Cop: Get out."
"Yo momma's so dumb... ...she voted for Trump."
"Arguing on the Internet is like sex with a goat No matter how good your performance, everyone else now thinks less of you."
"Chubby Kid Dances watch this kid dance to a coo song Lol sooo funny"