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Joke of the Day

"I tried giving a gentle reminder to my kids about cleaning their rooms, but a megaphone works much better."

"Say - didja hear about the LGBT who keeps telling bad Bruce Jenner jokes? (wait for it ... wait for it Yeah - every one thinks he's a real bruisance ..."

"What do you call playing a woodwind instrument and eating fast food while driving an f1 car? A McClarenet."

"My girlfriend asked if I was Happy to be fair, she always gets us dwarves confused"

"What are Islamic extremists favourite drink? Smirnoff Isis"

"Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. Because if one runs away, you'll still have two."

"What's Hodor's job? Raisin Bran"

"Little Mermaid: I want to be where the people are Me: trust me u dont"

"What sound does a gay magician make when it disappears? Poof"

"And satan said ""let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you"" and it was so"