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Joke of the Day
"Sorry, I can't make it. Can't find my ""goin out"" sweatpants."
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"Boys are cute how they're all ""I like girls that don't wear heavy makeup"" and ""get down from that tree near my window or I'll call the cops"""
"What's the difference between anal and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out."
"What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod? [censored]"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes? Fo' Drizzle!"
"Girlfriend My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"Why are there no good jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."
"""the uk couldn't POSSIBLY leave"" ""trump couldn't POSSIBLY be president"" ""we couldn't POSSIBLY start eating each other out of necessity"""
"Someone didnt click the button in /r/thebutton Yeah... Thats a good joke , he impossible!"
"The other day someone asked me my 5 year plan I told them I don't have 2020 vision"