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Joke of the Day

"I'm a feminist So is my wife, but because I'm a man, I'm better at it."

"What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle? Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down. *Feel free to apply the racist native american accent of your choice.*"

"I may have witnessed the exact moment my high school became racist. It's when they changed all the blackboards into whiteboards. There's no way they could just chalk it up."

"Hey did you know a new medication came out for depressed lesbians? Tridixigin"

"BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying ""I just can't see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump."""

"I've built a labyrinth for my pigs. It's ham-mazing."

"A guy walks into the psychiatrists office where I work wearing nothing but Saran Wrap undies... The psychiatrist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""

"Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: ""I miss South Africa."" So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: ""I hope this helps."""

"*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? ""I'm a doctor"" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor"

"My girlfriend was getting kinky in bed, and she said, ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" So I got in my car and ran over her cat."