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Joke of the Day
"I'm a feminist So is my wife, but because I'm a man, I'm better at it."
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"What does a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common? They both cost a lot, last 5 seconds, and if the rubber splits you're fucked."
"I found a penny today and it reminded me of my ex...worthless and in everybody's pants."
"How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road? Turn toward your side!"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"
"What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke? Yours."
"[Request] Anyone know how the 'ten inch pianist' joke goes? I've seen it referenced as a punchline but never heard the actual joke."
"How can you tell if a witch is on a diet? Her food is potion-controlled."
"A married couple were fighting... ...when they drove past a farm full of pigs. The husband then asked his wife, ""Family of yours?"" The wife looked at the pigs, then replied, ""Yea, in-laws."""
"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four one to change it and the other three to deny it."