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"I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts. ""Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."
"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."
"""I see your face and raise you a boner."" - a fun way for a poker player to tell his girlfriend she's attractive"
"What is white and disturbes your dinner? An avalanche."
"Black walks into a bar A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks ""where'd you get that?"" Parrot says ""Africa, there's millions of them""."
"I've been calling my wife ""honey"" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name."
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, my grandfather stole my money."
"What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government? An anarchid."