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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about an Ethiopian? They'll always swallow"

"I'm not sure if I'm depressed Or just nihilistic"

"What do you call a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway."

"Math teacher joke Why do math teachers never get constipated? Because they always work problems out with a pencil."

"A blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, a table, and a human."

"I contemplated suicide earlier. Then I thought about homicide. Finally I thought f*ck it, I hate crosswords, I'm off to the pub."

"Blind Girl If a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg."

"Tolkein in puns Is a very bad hobbit."

"To satisfy a women: praise her, pamper her, cuddle her, hold her, kiss her, talk to her , listen to her, respect her, LOVE her...to satisfy a man, suck his cock JOB DONE !!"

"I am tired of the joke where the 3rd person to be granted a wish uses it to somehow cancel out the wishes of his 2 friends who just wished in front of him. What variation on a joke are you tired of?"