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Joke of the Day

"1: Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse"

"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"

"Yo mama's like bacteria ...she procreates every 30 minutes and causes diseases. (Just came in my mind a few moments ago)"

"It's Saturday.. Turning my give-a-crap-o' meter down... "

"Q: How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."

"Dear Chiquita: I have your new slogan: ""Constipated? Try a banana! Not like that, silly!"""

"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."

"If you're a monkey, your shit's always bananas."

"I just patented a new device that allows you to pee while watching a movie... It's called the ""Catheater""."

"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"