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Joke of the Day
"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism"
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"if you are getting circumcised you have to throw the foreskin in the garbage immediately otherwise seagulls will come and try to take it"
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"Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee - Tell them your name is Waldo - Leave"
"because yoda was in charge of the jokes why was the punchline in the title"