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Joke of the Day
"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism"
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"What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common? Those who practice them don't want any beef with people."
"what keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele-fence"
"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""
"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other ""I don't like your friend."" The other one said ""Well put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."""
"Any party is an ugly sweater party if you're ugly and you sweat a lot"
"Inauguration Day crowds One more thing that Trump has that's smaller than a black guy's."
"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."
"Spider Island Day 1: The arachnids are intelligent & friendly hosts. They even built me a hammock to ensure my comfort. Day 2: I was wrong."
"So many women in the world, but out of all the men in the world who has the best picks? Probably climbers and miners."