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Joke of the Day

"Marriage is like a hurricane... Starts with a bunch of sucking and blowing, and at the end you lose your house."

"What do you call a rhetorical fish? Sharkasm."

"My little old fish didn't move around in her bowl all day. i thought she was dead but it turns out she was just going through minnow pause."

"I met Greece's finance minister, who was looking for help regarding the situation there. He asked me for my two cents."

"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ."

"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."

"Go ahead, judge me. Wait, let me get my bat first. Alright, I'm ready now."

"Pretty soon you'll be able to get married online, instead of saying ""I do"" you will have to click ""I agree to these terms and conditions."""

"Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce."

"Trump: ""Let's get that Muslim band going"" ""Band? We thought you said ban"" Trump: ""No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"""