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Joke of the Day
"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."
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"TIL that saying sushi instead of so shitty makes you smile. that is all. no need to click this. If you are reading this you clicked the link, and you are sushi."
"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."
"Why did the emoji fly to Syria? It wanted to become an Emojihad!"
"What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together? Moose-saka"
"A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, ""Five beers please."""
"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"
"Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out."
"Funny knock knock jokes to use during sex. Keep it going. Knock knock... whos there?... sperm! :D"
"Yo momma's so fat... ...she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!"