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Joke of the Day

"How do you call blue cow? Freak.."

"Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!"

"I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not ""Help"" or ""Get off me""."

"I'd like to be an optimist, but I doubt if it would work out."

"I had an asthma attack while walking to work today... Even I didn't believe it when 3 asthmatics jumped out of a bush and started hitting me."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And a table.....then some chairs..."

"The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet."

"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""

"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"

"What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment? There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable."