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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment? There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable."

"What's it called when you're sucking in your stomach but it looks like you're not?"

"I've been a little worried about the voices I hear in my head,.. .. luckily one of them is a therapist and he's been helping me through it."

"Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel."

"""You are what you eat"", said the cannibal."

"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."

"BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable."

"What is the difference between pink and purple? About forty years."

"I drive everywhere but for some reason my shoes still wear out, it's like there's just no reward for laziness."

"At first, I wanted nothing to do with this election... ...but now I've got a Bone to pick."