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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."

"They shouldn't be called Alligators they should be called AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHlligators! I made this one myself."

"You know all those things that ""Have been shown to cause cancer in the state of California""? Seems they prove the state of California causes cancer."

"My wife is scrolling through Netflix to see what shows I watched between now and when she asked me to vacuum. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

"""Hey, my face is UP HERE and also OVER HERE"" - woman in Picasso painting"

"What's a communist's favourite beverage? Leninade"

"What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster? Pew! Pew! Pew!"

"Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot."

"What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."

"Why does Jesus eat at Benihana? Because he loves miso!"