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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and sticky? (wait! There's more...) What's brown and sticky? A Stick. What's brown, sticky and Yiddish? A schtick."

"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side"

"I wear a 3-piece suit to bed in case someone breaks in & we have nothing to talk about. ""Did you notice I'm wearing a suit?"" ""Yes"""

"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."

"My wife cheated on me after I told her about my watchmaker buddy... I guess I should get a big clock, too."

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I've got no girlfriend, so porn hub will do."

"What's the best thing about North Korea? The traffic."

"How I knew my GF was playing with herself on her period... I caught her red-handed."

"I used to have a terrible addiction to soap... ...but I'm clean now."

"Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny? Because he'd D graded her."