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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a terrible addiction to soap... ...but I'm clean now."

"I want to marry the smell of gasoline and have little gasoline smelling kids with it and spend the rest of my days smelling my family."

"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"

"How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two!.......pac. ^(*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)"

"Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis? Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things"

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"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell. -- Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... ...in two enormous cups."

"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."

"Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul"