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Joke of the Day

"Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny? Because he'd D graded her."

"What's a great dating app for pedophiles? Tindergarden"

"I see you've blocked me on all social media sites & moved house without leaving a forwarding address Baby, does this mean we're on a break?"

"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... But I don't think they were laced because I've been tripping all day."

"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """

"When I ask someone what their name is, why do I never actually listen to their answer?"

"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"

"Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex. Same amount of heat, none of the meat."

"Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing dear ? Jane: Yes and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind."

"What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf."