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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my shirts With a deep V"

"I had sex with a waitress and it was terrible. She just wanted the tip."

"Why was e^x so lonely at the party? Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself."

"Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems."

"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"

"What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and legs at your door? Whatever his name is you ass"

"Where do you hide an airport? IN PLANE SIGHT!"

"[at TED talk] OMG that man is having a heart attack! Anyone here a doctor? *entire crowd stands* No a MEDICAL doctor *entire crowd sits*"

"Did you hear about the useful kid who jerks off too much? He cums in handy"