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Joke of the Day

"Why did I go to the dentist at an Indian Reservation? To get some Sioux veneers"

"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."

"How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown? Eh... It's tso-tso."

"What did the lonely clock say to the other? I hope you have the time tic come toc to me"

"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"

"Did you hear that Henry Ford wrote a book? The driving point is that it's auto-biographical."

"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"

"Sometimes, we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second."

"Dad tell me a joke[nsfw] ""Hey dad tell me a joke"" Dad:""Pussy"" Son:""I don't get it"" Dad:""I know hahahaha"""

"What do you ask when an Indian comes up in a conversation? ""Dot or no dot"""