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Joke of the Day
"Why did I go to the dentist at an Indian Reservation? To get some Sioux veneers"
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"""I prefer their older stuff"" -Archaeologists"
"*rubs magic lamp, genie appears* ""You get 2 wishes."" I wish I got 3 wishes. ""Your wish is granted."" Nice, nice. ""You have 2 left."""
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