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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump should hire the Chinese to build the wall After all, they have experience."
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"What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!"
"What do you call an Irish-Canadian? a Mickey Moose"
"Peanut Butter So I was balls deep in peanut butter, and I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter's a weird name for a dog, isn't it?"""
"How do the Kardashians tell a joke? They get Kim to talk slowly to him."
"im thinking about submitting my butty cop movie script to miramax its about pee and his black sidekick poo"
"Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train? Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)"
"Ever had haggis? I fed it to my dog once.... Poor guy's been licking his asshole for a month, trying to get rid of the taste."
"Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!"
"My mum fancies my best friend Luckily that's my dad. (2015 Early Father's Day Jokes Co. , you're welcome)"