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Joke of the Day

"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, for one, the flag is a big plus."

"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"

"I'm not sure if I'm depressed Or just nihilistic"

"What fruit can't be married by itself. Cantaloupe"

"So a developer walks into a var ..that's all I got"

"As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit"

"I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor! ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile."

"What type of music do astronauts love? Neptunes!"

"I like my women like the World Trade Centers Tall, hot, and going down"

"What do you call a Mexican who is high? A Baked Bean!"