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Joke of the Day

"Ahmed went to have a Falafel. He asked the guy making the sandwich not to put any pickles in it. The guy replies ""But we're fresh out of pickles! How about no tomatoes instead?"""

"One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?"

"What did the young digital clock say to its Grandfather clock? ""Look Grandpa, no hands!"""

"Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrodinger: Nice, nice"

"""Hey, we're wearing the same shoes,"" I say to a teenager, ruining her day."

"Apparently, ""I judge a great wine by its alcohol content"", doesn't impress wine snobs"

"Your car won't start? Have you tried getting out of it and then getting back into it again? That usually works for my computer."

"how many kids with A.D.D does it take to screw in a light bulb? let's go ride bikes."

"Protect your Twitter account from plagiarism by only tweeting things that nobody cares about."

"If Trump wins the election, Mexicans be like.. [removed]"