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Joke of the Day

"All the doctors at this hospital must have gone to This-Piece-Of-Medical-Equipment-Is-Not-A-Toy University and majored in ""boring""."

"What rhymes with computer? No it doesn't..."

"Saw a black man run down the street with a flatscreen under his arm At first i thought it was mine, but then i remembered that mine was chained in my backyard picking cotton"

"What do you call a pickle that draws? A dillustrator."

"Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person A: Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person B: I don't know, do you?"

"[at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities"

"I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it."

"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"

"What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic? A Juand"

"All of the people complaining about Harriet Tubman being on the new $20 bill... Most likely don't see too many $20 bills."