213632

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat guy who jumps around buildings? ""Poor core"""

Next Joke
 
"Passionate kiss is like spider web leads to undoing of fly."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAHH!"
"When I left for work this morning, the dog begged me to stay and the cat handed me my keys."
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse."
"wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill... :D"
"How do you make an elephant float? A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant."
"There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people Push and pull"
"Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio."
"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? A dictator."