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Joke of the Day

"Touch me, taste me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fcuk me, nice and slowly...but if you kiss me don't be hasty...use your tongue and make it tasty !! "

"Look, I don't know how else to put this but your baby is just hideous. We were all thinking it but I drew the short straw. More water?"

"Life is like a bowl of soup You only get blown if you're hot"

"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."

"Why'd the Mexican cross the road? He took the chicken's job."

"Cerebral palsy It's the thinkin man's palsy"

"My phone doesn't auto capitalize the 'G' in god but it auto capitalizes the 'K' in Kevin. So now I worship Kevin."

"I hate people who love anal sex They're all fucking assholes"

"I tried to start learning French verbs... ...but it's impossible with all the new pronouns."

"If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working."