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Joke of the Day

"Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ? Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"

"Blizzards are like sex it's really fun while it's happening but afterwards there's a lot of white stuff laying around that no one knows what to do with"

"eer booze and fun!' 'An Indian a Rabbi the Pope an Italian and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says ""What is this... some kind of joke?"""

"Iggy Azalea may not be the best singer... but she certainly is the fanciest"

"""Yes, I need to check in."" ""Sir, this is a burn unit."" ""Yeah, I got hit hard with a series of jokes about my mom, and I had no comeback."""

"I asked my doctor how bad my breath is. ""You see that broccoli over there?"" he pointed. ""Yes..."" I replied. ""That was a cauliflower before you started talking."""

"An iron rule of a leader make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first."

"Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting."

"I got a new fishing boat. I call it the master baiter."