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Joke of the Day

"Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ? Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector."

"[god designing humans] Angel: there was a mix-up at the factory. The intestines are way too long God: *stuffing em all in there* I got this"

"I had an epiphany, every sentence is an innuendo, if I think long and hard about it."

"What do you call a fire on the beach? Bernie Sanders"

"Abraham Lincoln. The reason I now have to hire a dishwasher instead of buying one."

"Q: How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it."

"PMS is a myth It's really just an ovary action."

"Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans? They take all the green cards"

"How does a muslim close a door? Islams it."

"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."