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Joke of the Day
"My beard has grown so much. It's time to ... shampoo."
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"What starts with the letter ""M"" and picks up metal? Mexicans."
"I keep my wine glasses on the top shelf to make sure I stretch daily."
"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They tell you."
"After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down. He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds."
"Which gun does Superman use? SCAR-L"
"When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question"
"Women's Rights."
"My son is suspended? Yes, in-school suspension. So he goes to school? Yes, but he's suspended. Suspended IN THE SCHOOL? Yes. Idiot."