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Joke of the Day

"What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window."

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired."

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"

"I am woman, hear me ignore."

"Ben: I'm trying to read, you're in my light Me: Because I am a Solo eclipse! Ben: Dad I swear to- Me: I am blocking the light of the son!"

"What do women's breasts and toy trains have in common? A: They're both intended for children... But, it's usually the father that play with them the most!"

"I've been diagnosed with kleptomania... when it gets really bad, I have to take something."

"I went on a date with a dolphin today, we just clicked."

"My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk? A: BOO-Bees! And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times."