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Joke of the Day
"YouTube: ""Sorry, this video is not available in your country.""Me: ""Fucking racist!!!!"""
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"What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common? If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years."
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."
"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"
"RIP boiling water You will be mist."
"I put a crippled guy above my infants crib He was a-mobile"
"I found a rating for the Sun online. It was only a star."
"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."
"Best time to go to the dentist? tooth hurty"
"Headphone Jack [Removed]"