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Joke of the Day

"YouTube: ""Sorry, this video is not available in your country.""Me: ""Fucking racist!!!!"""

"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""

"Why did the Chemist give up a singing career? He could not hit any of the ketones."

"I'll never read pride & prejudice I'm way to good to get into a book that probably goes all preachy on me"

"""Why are the good ones always taken?"" - Me, staring at the assorted cookie tray"

"What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!"

"Everyone one knows Nissan's Motorsport brand, NISMO.... But most forget Honda's brand, HOMO...it's pretty gay if you ask me..."

"So the Disney alligator killed the 2 year old recently. I hope the alligator has a good time with the gorilla."

"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck."

"I can't believe I didn't get an Oscar nomination for my performance in, ""No, I never got your text!"""