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Joke of the Day
"What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? Undocumented Democrats."
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"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."
"They call it ""PMS"" because... Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
"How did Little Debby get pregnant? She fell into a box of Ding Dongs"
"How do you make your dick look bigger? Take a picture of it in a 5 year old's hand"
"Where's the best place to hide after committing a murder? Behind a badge."
"I wish I could Google search...Who likes me?"
"""I'm not really supposed to do this,"" says the Verizon employee, showing you the setting on your phone that unbinds love from sorrow."
"What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite? Reaching around the front and thinking, just for a second, that's it's gone all the way through"
"I wasn't snoring.. I was dreaming I'm a dirt bike."