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Joke of the Day
"Three kittens were on a roof, which slipped off first? The one with the lowest mew"
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"My wife doesn't like it when I pee in the shower... Especially when I'm not in it... And she is."
"Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends? Because it sticks to itself."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."
"What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... Uncles."
"Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back"
"A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck.. ..A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck. Platypus ate food. Duck billed platypus"
"*DJ scratches a sick mix* [crowd goes wild] *DJ scratches a puppy's ear* [crowd ""awws""] *DJ scratches Lotto ticket* [crowd ""oohs""] *wins $1*"
"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"
"One of the stone tiles in my bathroom looks exactly like Walter Cronkite. And he is not impressed by my erection."