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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter Chunky."

"I can do a great impersonation of a hipster. I'd show it to you but it's not mainstream, you probably wouldn't get it."

"How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Its already lit, fam."

"SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS"

"I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction"

"Why was the girl's bellybutton bruised? Because her boyfriend was blind."

"It's easier to take Wales out of the EU... ...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe."

"Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like... Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear."

"What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet? Robin Williams"

"I've always wanted to get in an accident with someone who has the same exact car as me. MY NECK HURTS! WHO GIVES A FUCK THIS IS COOL!"