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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter Chunky."
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"What was Hitler's favorite Yugioh card? Blue Eyes White Person"
"Did you know there is going to be a spin-off from that old show touched by an angel It's going to be called Touched by a Priest."
"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue Because he was drinking coffee before it was cool"
"Ladies and Gents ""Ladies and Gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets."""
"Worst thing about having a one-syllable name: Every ""Happy Birthday"" singer stretches it out awkwardly to fit the song. ""Paaaa-aul"""
"Putting candles on a cake Is wishful thinking"
"I don't understand ads on p0rn sites. like who is ever in the middle of jerking off then goes like ""woah! that's the new detergent?"""
"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"