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Joke of the Day

"DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven't gone off in years"

"""MY HERO!"" ""My hero."" --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger"

"GOT knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? No one. No one, who? Jk it's Arya Stark. I'm out, Jaqen H'ghar."

"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."

"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"

"After years in the Military, the soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray and was proud to finally be able to call himself a seasoned veteran."

"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."

"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."

"Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Response: I don't know, I'm no scientist."

"This one time, I went to prison, but I got out without a scratch- I beat off all the other prisoners"