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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like steaks If you grill them for long enough, they become rare"
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"Husbands. Can't live with 'em but have to take out the garbage and pay for everything without them."
"Me: Pull my finger. Doctor: Ok. [finger detaches] Me: AAAAHHHHH! Doctor: AAAAHHHHH!!! ME: haha j/k that's actually why I came in."
"The only thing that bakes at room temperature. Stoners."
"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"
"When they announced Ashley Madison was made up of almost all guys... I realized the internet really is a series of tubes."
"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind, it's too cheesy. -__-"
"What is the program for pranking insane people called? Pantaloon"
"I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together"
"SOPA inspired joke: What has two eyes, two hands, two feet, and two noses Two Pirates"