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Joke of the Day
"What is the program for pranking insane people called? Pantaloon"
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"What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Decalfinated."
"[end of interview] Any questions for me? Yes. Why didn't the glass slipper also disappear at midnight? YOU ARE SO HIRED."
"wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like ""u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"""
"What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu."
"What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity? Dad you're crushing my cigarettes."
"For me, bondage was life-changing... Turns out I have a major latex allergy"
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snow balls"
"The ACLU has informed me that Mother's Day is too inclusive. So Happy Everyone Gay Pride AIDS Awareness Aboriginal Illegitimate Child Day!"
"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."